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Cryptic Football!

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Mertons Comedy Players (Training Recovery) 13 January 2009, 18:01
Hey everyone, thought you might want to have a go at some cryptic football! Basically, all you do is solve the cryptic clues to uncover a player's name! Good luck!
So for example:
Painful Cur would be Crouch, because Painful is solved as Ouch, and Cur+Ouch=Crouch!

1) Tough Light
LAMPARD
2) Leg joint of an Australian bouncer
ROONEY
3) Buzzing oil that soothes

4) Female sheep transport
CAREW
5) Rejecting extra

6) British Telecom
BEATTIE
7) Laughing at the male
HAMANN
8) Hurricane style donkey
WINDASS
9) Nibbling towards the end of the alphabet

10) Place of BBC puppet

11) Almost knackers

12) Disgusting paper factory

13) First person gesture of rudeness

14) Show affection to the rock
HUDDLESTONE
15) Lack of intenet

16) Ship ride at Christmas
SANTA CRUZ
17) Cartoon alcohol
DUFF
18) A parabola

19) Boy of dick
RICHARDSON
20) Instrument with homosexual tendencies


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6 - Qpr forever
2 - Warbury
1 - Bairns
1 - bootsnhoes


Enjoy, there's some tricky ones in there!

Deleted club 13 January 2009, 21:45
2. is rooney
8. is windass

Mertons Comedy Players (Training Recovery) 13 January 2009, 21:49
Two down, eight to go smiley

Deleted club 13 January 2009, 21:51
Its too hard For A Thick Person Like Me

Deleted club 13 January 2009, 21:53
6 Beattie

Mertons Comedy Players (Training Recovery) 13 January 2009, 21:56
Yep, it's coming to a competition now, so get those thinking caps on!

Deleted club 13 January 2009, 22:00
is 4 utaka?

Deleted club 13 January 2009, 22:00
7. Hamann

Mertons Comedy Players (Training Recovery) 13 January 2009, 22:01
Warbury is correct, Qpr is not smiley

I'm adding them all the time! smiley

Deleted club 13 January 2009, 22:09
are they all premier league players
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