The management and board of FC Clock Face are currently in crisis talks with the contract company that was recently employed to upgrade the clubs training facilities following a sharp decline in training performance with the new facilities.
After investing 25m the club expects instant results. This is not the first time this slump has been observed following training upgrades and the club now demands answers or a suitable compensation package.
The club advises that other clubs steer clear of this firm until the issue can be cleared up.

Darren 'The Special One' Fitzgerald, the clubs manager, declined to comment.