Me "I would now like to say what I want seriously, I would like to apologise for saying my slave would clean up my barf and excretion of I meant my wife; I said slave as she never gets paid and is only allowed out when there's food as she is fat

Reporter "you are a horrible man"

Me "don't care"

Republican "mr Marshall do you suppport trump"

Me "yes as he said what we all think except me as it's wrong but mainly she's ugly, that if his daughter was not his daughter he would date her #asjoewouldsay scandalous or dirty rat husbands Also my wife/slave is pregas so I'm gonna trade him for a empty booty o's box they make you keep it tight hence why there for my son he gets frisky uhuhuh tisss ahh"

Reporter "do you think your son appricatates this getting said"

Me "don't care as he has a tom Daley style of relationship he just dives in and ends up wet ☝ Me you ✊

As I'm bored and a certain person is waiting for me and her eyes are as brown as the tree trunks and she's in %&£+$¥• London oh and reporters suck it republicans suck it wall suck it microphone suck it son suck it no wait you'll TAKE IT ha no seriously