So hey guys NOT GIRLS (it football not sewing) my team are now basically garuteed promotion to division 5 so with this news I’m happy to announce we’re in deep female comedy

Mr. Reporter— pardon I’m not following

You know female comedy ( s£&t)

Mr reporter — you scummy bigoted sexist man

I’m white I have everything going my way and you can’t stop that in fact if I want a woman I get one (any age #gottalovethe14yearolds) and if I want a man that’s harder on challenge transitiond or not white and if I wanna hush someone I can... anyway let’s get back to my speech

We’re I seriously in financial ruin so no players will be be bought for a cuppa seasons I know infuriating especially as most my current players are in my watch list and by that I mean watch they don’t go to the cops I didn’t read you mail mrs pemberton stop asking me that leave me alone. I use t sing a song to my daughter before she became uglier than before (thanks ex girlfriend with that stupid acid. It was titled I kidnapped your mum (from Portugal) and I liked it hope you don’t Gerry and Kate don’t mind it know that she’s my hipperty hopperty property Good no

Reporters — ‍♀️

You woman leave

Bye yall see you in division 5