Hello, Hello, Good Morning, Good Morning.

Firstly I would like to address catalogue of lies about me on TV show called XXXShe-man-friends. They claimed I have been using my wags, I mean Wages on funding their apparent illegal entertainment winky wink wink wink.
Any phew I would like to get back to the my very first of many press conferances as the 6 Time Marshall athletic manageer. So who has a question…

Mr. Porter… So mister mars…

My name Charlie Charlie Martin Jeremy, Im 29, im goona get on with the press conference no yeah.

Mr repoooooooooooorther… can we just ask you some questions

……. My names Charie Charlie Martn Jeremy, I my 29, im from Grimsby….

Mrs. Reporter… So mister marshall WHERE HAVE YOU BEAN?

Me…. ErM yes you the male reporter…

Mrs. Reporter. Why ignore me

Me. Wait a minute and I will attempted to penetrate you tum and you will attempt to sum

WHAT? I gotta speak like funny for the snowflake in da howas

Mr. Repoter. So how are you?

Me That’s okay

Mr reporter… are you better than you preveiouse managaager

Me. That’s okay.

Mrs Repppooorrrttteeerrr. Say that okay if I can speak about football?

Me That’s Okey. ULUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mr Corona. Are you better than The other managers.

Me. Pep I can do, Klopp I can do, Ole I can easily do, Lance I can do Mourinioh, I could probably do mouriniho, im better than Rodgers,

Reporter via telphine as he got corona….. Better Than Rodgers

Me… Yeah.

Mr. Report er…. By the way who’s lance

Me… La You know Lance

Reporter who is dwarf LOL….. So when this is finished will you meet you player

Me.. Nothing im lazy at the moment.

So before I leave I have to warn you and advise you to rise up and if you wanna hear me flawwww I super swing of things that you just cant ignoreoror… YOU Wanna hear some metal you wanna hear me roarrrrrrrrrrrrr. I GOT THE X FACTOR SO SHOW ME THE STAGE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Any way im of Ba Bye, bye. Oh wait enjoy the chicken and mint sauce sandwiches their lovely haha. I got them from people who I know…… And who know me.