Today marks the day that our legendary manager Mr. C.R.A. Peterson Manager take this club glory for the 7th time in his life.

Excuse me my last name is McMcMcMcMcMac?? Why you add the P to my Initials?

Chairman: Yeah Cause

Me. Okay first order of buisness is a Chinese takeaway to feed my greedy gut today.

Mr. Reporter. So Managaer How was your lockdown life.

honestly i enjoyed it i ate quail and spagehtti

Mr reporter: you ate whale?

Me: Listen concentrate i said quail no whale on that ticket. now would like me to email that to your blackberry... No MOVE YOUR BUTTOX

Mr. reporter okay sorrry

Me And another ting lockdown was annoying as well as the rule of six meant i had to get rid of either Maddie or my Son the non comforming male friend friend having G. and i though id keep my most famouse kid Maddie. im done speaking

So Marshall..

Me. SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK.
Im living on a prayer yeah. my name is vougue.

What are you doing

Mrs. Reporter. He Trying to be Madonna

Me. You are denying the people of this press conference there singer. i show the joy of life as far as i can see

Mr. Reporter. For who

Me For the Repoters

Mr . RRRRR: We have Klopp

Klopp? Klopp cant sing like Charlie Song thats mee

Ms. Reporter Klopp Cant sing

Me: he never could, also lowkeyyour a Ms. which means you single arararararararara

Any hue im gonna go as i remembered i need to go to my son and his male friends wedding. it will be the first time i will say object without talking to my wife. yeeheeeheee