First of all good ebening. i would like to start this confrence of by saying that many teams in this division just cannot cope with my lushous play. i make them shiver, quiver and most of all faint with a fever.

Mr. Manager of Mr. Reporter: my employee came to me yesterday and said that you was extravagontly rude to him. He said youve been sexist, Homophobic, ablist and bigoted. is that true?

manager of ma: First of all good ebening. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE cause ive never said anything controversioal. and if thinking only straight white fully normal able men should be aloud any form of succescses is bigoted then sure lock me up and throw away the key.

TV host of the manager award cereomony: manager of ma. i have the results of the best manager of the season award for your league may you do the honours.

me: in 4th is.... me.

manager of Rhodesia FC. I-I dont know why your shaking your head at me.

Me: you won manager. i hope you take your promotion and it makes you very happy. god what a sad little team you have. you ruined my season completeky so you could have the bonus money and i hope you spend it on getting some better managing skills because you have all the skills of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.

Manager of Ternhill: i dont get it

Me: well you wouldnt youv got no point up there *Looks at camara* now take your promotion and get off my property.

any hue now thats sorted i can talk about next season. well get 4th probs. sometimes we maybe good somtimes we may be Ternhill.

also i need 22 women to lay any games after 6pm for our team thankenyou. thats very abliging.