Hey Guys, quick one today. In and out.

Right now ive finished talking about my 'meeting' with my assistant Jasmine Rodriguez who i am not at liberty to clarifiy whether it is a female or male. Hashtagitsawomanwithayouknow

anyway lets get started with my cracking press conferance. as you just saw my team decimanted the Allibonibonsdommybons 2-1. absoulte decimantion. to put us 7 points clear. although they have a game in had but lets face it im 7 points clear. HEEHEEHEEPOSSIBLYHEE

nah in all fairness they are just not at my level ya dar know.

okay so now i want to talk about Eurovision. Hey Mr. Reporter who you backing?

Mr. reporter. I dont watch it Charlie.

Me: Sorry

Mr.ReRe: I said i dont watch it Charlie

Me: Charlie?

Mr Greporther: Oh, its just cause the confrence was happening outside of match hours so i assumed

Me: Well you assumed Wrong Clive Earl Mountbatten of the shangrelar sandwich lady Jeremy Clarkson of the Haskell land use of Percival Wolfrick Brian Tom Riddle McGonagall Brian Dumbledore Smith! Very Wrong

Rr Meporter: Sorry... Right

Me. Say my name properly

Mr ReportHER: Mr. Manager

Me: Say I watch Eurovision and i love Malta

Mr. re: I Watch Eurovision and i love malta

Me: I Watch Eurovision and i love malta mr. manager

Mr. Reportherishurtdoh: I Watch Eurovision and i love malta mr. manager

Me: great i like eurovision as well but next time keep your statements about football.

Oh look my great wife/Slave/Daughter is here.

WIFIE: ANY THING FROM THE TROLLEY

Me: Reporter?

MR. Reporter: Yes and my female colleuge will have on two.

Me as will I. So that two pumpkin pasties please.

WIFE: we dont have any of that. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT PUMPKIN JUICE?

with that i will call this very productive meeting to a close. Ba bye, bye, ba bye, bye of course any friend of Mr. Reporters if a friend of Mr. Reporters.

Ba bye. Bye