The club Atletico Gracias announces that they will play a super attacking tactic in the upcoming seasons. The formation 0-0-5-5 will be used, with 5 defensive forwards and 5 offensive forwards. A German goalkeeper was also invited to the team.

-The fans want goals, so we bought 10 goalscoring machines. Our biggest star is Heorulf Shpperley, I expect hundreds of goals by him. Defenders are boring, so we will not buy them, says the coach Tele Vision.

Some young fans will sit on the bench as stand-in for the superstars.