Panchur Muri

Muri go top with win over Damak

Written 22 June 2023, 11:06

Panchur Muri continued their dominance by with a breath-taking performance again Damak FC, spearheaded by Kwong-ku Chun, to return to top of the Division 7 Group 34 table.

The team's new captain, Kwong ku Chun opened the scoring with a controlled volley across the keeper to give Panchur Muri the advantage their dominance deserved. He celebrated wildly, taking his shirt, shorts, and socks off and donating them to the crowd, before continuing the game naked. Chun then doubled the lead and his goal tally for the Yellows, as the game already looked over for Damak.

A third followed after the break, with Damak looking shell-shocked as a short, sharp interchange of passes gave Roger o Gaughan, the clubs top goalscorer this season, the chance to slot home at the back post.

The scoring was then complete when Chun added 2 more, after capitalising on an idiotic, stupid mistake from Damak midfielder Wolle, and scoring a goal of the season contender, into the top corner from 69 yards.

This performance demonstrated Panchur Muri's status as a serious contender to win the Division 7 Group 34 trophy, and the 3 points send Panchur Muri top on goal difference, with a game in hand over rivals Ashton United.

Bongolium the Cheeky, who has gained 13 wins from 14 games with Panchur Muri this season, said the performance was 'sharp', 'professional' and 'sexy'

Panchur Muri dominated the game, having 87% possession and 11 shots, 8 of them on target.

'We were sexy, chode-level sexy' Bongolium told the press.

'By control you cannot hurt them - you need to penetrate with runs off the ball.'

'It's so tough to create and score but we created so much. An amazing performance and a fantastic result.'

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