It is only 7days until this useless git finally b***ers off Richard Jullander

Manager Neil was quoted as saying he is looking forward to being able to search for a forward who will actually score goals rather than this plod - Richard Jullander - who consistently gets high scores for performance without actually doing his job and scoring goals, gaining the club points and improving our chances of winning anything.

Also on the plus side we have managed to snag a few home cup games this week. Manager Neil has spent most of the week counting his vast mound of credits trying to judge whether to go all out and get a spankingly good forward replacement or invest in the new training ground?

Gordon, the bloke who sits on reception, was on the receiving end of some sharp language earlier today when he made the school boy error of asking Neil if he wanted a cup of tea while accidentally treading on the calculator Neil was using to count his wealth. This reset the calculator and caused Neil to go into meltdown. The resulting situation meant both Neil and the calculator had to be rebooted. Gordon is now on litter duty for the foreseeable future as well as scrubbing the tub after Match Day. Won't make that mistake again now will you Gordon!

COME ON YOU BOW!