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The Magma Mag
Written 18 February 2014, 06:51
Welcome to the Magma Mag edition 1.
Youth Player Robert Crimmins (no relation to Bernard Cribbins) is to swim the Atlantic for the charity Help The Aged Crimmins was quoted as saying"I can't stand old people they stink of piss but a bets a bet" before downing his pint and stubbing his fag out on a female reporter in Magma town centre before Mondays 1-0 home loss to Team Ultra.
Striker Ryan Fryer claims he has been stalked by a group of transexuals during matches and has said he will not run on the far side of the pitch due to the distress it is causing,Fryer has handed in a request and will be auctioned later this week "I'm sad to be leaving but I missed a penalty last week when a tranny got her shlong out as I was about to take it.
More next week in edition 2 featuring how Magma are fighting an increasing Hooliganism problem and how the squad are threatening to strike if Ethel the cook is not given her old job back.
More next week
Youth Player Robert Crimmins (no relation to Bernard Cribbins) is to swim the Atlantic for the charity Help The Aged Crimmins was quoted as saying"I can't stand old people they stink of piss but a bets a bet" before downing his pint and stubbing his fag out on a female reporter in Magma town centre before Mondays 1-0 home loss to Team Ultra.
Striker Ryan Fryer claims he has been stalked by a group of transexuals during matches and has said he will not run on the far side of the pitch due to the distress it is causing,Fryer has handed in a request and will be auctioned later this week "I'm sad to be leaving but I missed a penalty last week when a tranny got her shlong out as I was about to take it.
More next week in edition 2 featuring how Magma are fighting an increasing Hooliganism problem and how the squad are threatening to strike if Ethel the cook is not given her old job back.
More next week
Comments
This is a football club stick to Janet and Paul are under the table that's not so vulgar