Fans of Club Coyote, as well as members of the disassociated press,

Here, on this landmark occasion, when we find ourselves not only visiting Spain's third division but firmly rooting ourselves there, it is important to look back over our past couple seasons and remember where we came from.

When I purchased this team I would like to imagine I foresaw its greatness and its drive in the dedication of you fans. I spoke of new heights, and my fifth season as owner saw the team - as promised - secure promotion to the team-record-breaking fourth division.

We have not stopped there. Three seasons was enough to secure us promotion to the third division. More to the point, this is no false height- we have not achieved this through false spending, through loading debt on the club, or any of the many tactics other teams attempt to appease their fans' and owner's ambitions through.

The training facilities I funded when I first took over the club have helped to bring players through the ranks who provide us with a competitive edge, our stadium - so recently upgraded to its current grandeur - is paying itself off through nothing more than ticket sales, and our transfer policies are bringing back seasonly profits reminiscent of the Nomadic FC era.

This will not last - not, I assure you, because we could not afford to... we could hold this position indefinitely. No- this will not last because sometime in the future, once plans already planted have borne fruit, we will restructure the club in order that we might rally and push onward to even greater heights. But for now we - I, our manager Ruud Boy, and the players of your Club Coyote - hope you enjoy the time in the sun you've had coming to you.

Hold your noses high, you ugly Coyotes, and howl to the moon!

Benjamin