After Eadargoil secured there status in Division 5 while spending a combined 600,000 c on transfers and wages including on staff to train the non-existent talent many in the real world though Ciaran would rain in the spending but this is not the real world, this is a man with an ego almost as large as his quiff!!!

"Well I was getting my barnet sorted when I heard the news that we were staying up and I thought to myself, this bloody team is stealing my thunder I'm the main man here i best make a big statement, I remembered Darlington and how that safe cracker became a hero, Robbin hood or something, and that's how it came about"

"I would like to confirm as of our next home game Staid Eadargoil will hold an extra 2,740 people taking it up to 4,240 at a cost of 1,500,000 c"



"This shows our continued ambition as only 250 people live in Adrigole we will probably have to move to Cork in the near future as I think that's were the extra people will come from"

It looks like the sounds of protest out side the stadium will be ignored as Ciaran looks to secure headlines over his bottom line.