All Ireland

Little Fish in Tiny Pond!

Written 28 April 2020, 06:41



Rumours from the major cities across Ireland are circulating that the little plucky clubs ambition with its commitment to only playing as well as developing Irish players has been attracting potential partners in a sensational re-location in order to keep the club moving forward in its current predicament.

After mounting speculation Chairman of the Club held a press conference and revealed "with only 5 games of the League Season gone it looks likely that Eadragoil will hit its peak sooner rather than later."

The club supporters trust Eadargoil Eirigh Amach currently has 325 members in a community of just shy of 500 people."

The trusts president responded "well yeah even my dead granddad Morty "Bob" O'Suilleabhain is now a member, so we have been pulling fans in from across the wider peninsular."

The Chairman went on to say "Still the rapid progression within League system vastly smaller than 3 years ago means even the Beara Peninsula's population of 6,000 will be pushed to its limit sooner rather than later and the Staid Eadrigoil's 4,240 capacity means little need to expand."

"We have been in talks with both the IFA & the FAI and can announce we are to form a new All-Ireland club and they have released funds to help us build a new stadium to facilitate our move over the Season"

The site of the club was not confirmed today, it would seem that the construction site near Tara Hill: the Ancient Seat of the High Kings of Ireland is well placed.

Although on the outskirts of Dublin the Ancient site of Irish unity lies between the two modern day capitols.

The Club later released this teaser on there website.



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