Just for Laughs

Any funny jokes anything hilarious post

A policeman knocked on my door and showed me a picture of my wife, saying 'I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus.'

I said, 'I know, but she's good with the kids.'

When is it a good time to kick a midget in the goolies?When he tells you that your wifes hair smells lovely.

HEAVEN ELEVEN FC wrote:

When is it a good time to kick a midget in the goolies?When he tells you that your wifes hair smells lovely.

Lol the word goolies is funnier then the joke

What do you call a sheep which plays football? Ba

Cider Submariners wrote:

What do you call a sheep which plays football? Ba

I wish Ba had signed for Swansea imaging all them welsh fans singing his name

The Goon Squad wrote:

Cider Submariners wrote:

What do you call a sheep which plays football? Ba

I wish Ba had signed for Swansea imaging all them welsh fans singing his name

Would have welcomed him with open arms.. Baaaaaaaa!!!!

overheard:

'...one track mind? If they ever need to do brain surgery on him they'll shave his crotch pre-op.'

I saw that drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the hell he was protecting his eyes from.

what noisy does a pig make