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Deleted club 20 September 2017, 16:53
I have a an idea.

To revive the forum we should take turns writing funny wordplays and limericks.

I'll start of gently.

"It is said of the Bishop of Birmingham
That he **** little boys while confirming'em
They kneel on their hassock
He lifts up his cassock
And pumps his episcopal sperm in'em"



Deleted club 20 September 2017, 16:56
Here is another one.

"The bishop of central Japan
Used to rodger himself with a toy
But when taxed with these acts
He replied "It contracts!"
Rather more than a boy"

Bolton Wanderers (Paul) Forum moderator 20 September 2017, 16:58
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