Having decided to forego the expensive striker the Professional Training Facility is in full construction. Colour schemes are set, the reserved car park spaces are being marked out and the newly built hydrotherapy pool is ready for testing.
Rudy was quoted as saying ‘It’s flippin marvellous. We no longer have to lift bags filled with sand we have actual proper weights now! It’s also great news that we no longer have to physically go out on bike rides – we actually have exercise bikes now. I am particularly happy with this because I am not very stable on a push bike and the stabilisers really dented my street cred.’
As tradition dictates Neil is currently trying to get a guest speaker for the grand opening. Rumour has it the speech might be in Welsh or some backward Derbyshire dialect Watch this space.
COME ON YOU BOW!