Santa says to his reindeer.... "i'm f****d off with wearing this ridiculous red outfit and acting a twat every year"... His reindeer replies... "now you know how United feels!!"
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Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on ebay? I put in a bid for a clown outfit and I'm 15 minutes away from winning Chelsea
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I think we should give fat people a break, they have a lot on their plate
After my wife died, I haven't been able to look at other women for 10 years...
But now that I'm out of prison I can honestly say that it was worth it.
But now that I'm out of prison I can honestly say that it was worth it.
Oscar Pistorius wanted to get a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.
Why was Tony Adams driven to drink. He saw into Arsenals futureThe Goon Squad wrote:Santa says to his reindeer.... "i'm f****d off with wearing this ridiculous red outfit and acting a twat every year"... His reindeer replies... "now you know how United feels!!"
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