Just for Laughs
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FC Blyski Atsiskaitymu wrote:
Has anyone got any advice on training racing snails?
I've tried everything to make them go faster, even taking their shells off.
If anything that just made them more sluggish
A man walked into a bar one day
Another man followed him into the same bar
Ouch. How unlikely that both men would not be looking where they were going?
Another man followed him into the same bar
Ouch. How unlikely that both men would not be looking where they were going?
(Apologies in advance for being stereotypical)
A blonde lady walks into the Doctor's room
'Doctor, I think I may have a serious problem'
'Explain' says the Doctor
'Well, when I touch my head, ow! It hurts,
And when I touch my chest, ow! It hurts
And when I touch my legs, ow! That hurts too!'
The Doctor pauses for two seconds, 'ma'am, your finger is broken'
A blonde lady walks into the Doctor's room
'Doctor, I think I may have a serious problem'
'Explain' says the Doctor
'Well, when I touch my head, ow! It hurts,
And when I touch my chest, ow! It hurts
And when I touch my legs, ow! That hurts too!'
The Doctor pauses for two seconds, 'ma'am, your finger is broken'
^^
One for the nerds:
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
One for the nerds:
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
English dictionary now says for summer See under history
Knock knock
So she asked me "Do these pants make my butt look big?" And I said, "Not at all dear .. its the fat that does that."